I Don't have Viagra, Strap - ons or Ryan Phillippe Buttshots!

What kind of people visit my website, www.iamsaturn.com ? Seriously. I've discovered a strange trend these last two months. Every now and then I check my site stats and it lists the top 30 referrers of the month. Usually I get referrals from my blog (which you're reading now, thank U very much), cdbaby, other artists sites where I have links, other blogs and so forth. But this month ... well, why don't I just give U a sample of some of my top referrals:

http://drug.rape8.us
http://blackjack.caribbeanfestival.org
http://www.gay-porn.in
http://www.incest8.us
http://beast.zoo8.name
http://sex.rapewow.com
http://violent.rape8.us
http://hardcore.shemale8.info
http://sister-blow-job.stories-incest.net/
http://male-multiple-orgasm.herbal-source.net/
http://free-picture-of-mature-woman-having-sex.matures-porn.net/

What .... the ... F * C K?!?!?!


Why am I all of a sudden getting hits from all these wacko-jacko websites? What is it on my site that search engines are picking up that's leading to all these vulgar sites? Is it because the names of my CDs are "Deviant" and "The Virgin Poet"? It's a little bit scary actually.

I got an email from someone who happened upon my site looking for naked pictures of Ryan Phillippe. Now, that in itself is not odd, I mean who WOULDN'T want naked pics of Ryan Philippe??? I know I wouldn't mind! But that he asked ME how and where he could find some buttshot pics was just a little ... um, strange. I don't think I responded because, well, I just didn't know how to. I wanted to say "buy my cd and I'll tell U", but I can't yet resort to such desperate tactics!

All I wanna know is what does rape and beastiality and mature woman sex have to do with me and my music?

Can somebody help me please?

"Skyscrapers rise between us, keeping me from finding U." - Scissor Sisters, It Can't Come Quickly Enough